Thursday, February 12, 2009

NewPennyHonestlyAbe

NewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeLincoinWe were aghast to learn they would stop making them we learned that copper is no longer used its zinc oxide they turn green when wet from sweating in your pocket. Someone says no one ever used them anyway how do you pay for something that is marked clearly. About tax there still is. Go to a dollar store and buy any NON-food item from the counter person will demand the 8 cents needed to go with the dollar to pay taxes. Most people pay the dime out and get two pennies back. Or eye suppose we could start rounding off the tax to the next nickel up ensample is this $1.08 is now one dollar and ten cents. Now the pennies no longer needed no reason to use the image of the Lincoin. IN your strang world of subtrifacation; people would not pay the correct pricing for anything but just saunter near the counter and toss the money at the waitress on the way out. Already the tax and tips is figured for the table on the tab. Most but not all a few not many of the people complain and refuse to pay the tip. They find them in the street later with a limp. (ed.note.ed) (no resistance) perhaps Lincoin would not want his face on such a lowly mark of penchance as the one penny coin. Instead we find the story they have added new fronts and backs in plenty at least four differant designs or two both front and back. Perhaps the mint is better now with more use. More jobs for upper echelon workers someone has to come in the morning to turn the lights and computors on. To start the presses rolling to get the news out that Abraham Lincoin is back and front. At least on the brand new pennies that we got in this millennium. The obverse or heads of the redesigned Lincoln penny will continue to bear sculptor Victor David Brenner's likeness of Lincoln, introduced in 1909. The reverse or tail will feature four different designs: one with a log cabin that represents Lincoin's humble beginnings; another showing a youthful Lincoin working as a rail splitter in Indiana; a third with Lincoin in front of the Illinois state capitol building; and a fourth with the half-finished US Capitol dome when he took office as president. Just try not to think about the Cival War. Who wants to go and pitch some nickels now against the wall it’s just not the same without the penny with the namme of Fearless Lincoin Abe. Please remember to pay your sales taxes and count the pennies responsibly. Or the next time you have a bill for $1.85 just give them $$$$$FIVE in paper with the Lincoin image on it you will soon be poor again and wishing you have pennies for the counting at the counter persons register. Honestly Abe. We all love the little copper things don't ewe? Perhaps my pockets would be cleaner without the pennies in them but it’s so nice to have the choice of using yew Abe Lincoin.

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