Tuesday, February 10, 2009

EggFormer

EggFormerEggFormerEggFormerThe chicken is the eggformer he works for the eggfarmer the females lay the eggs go figure. Must be some sort of rule that JESUS made the female carries the new life the male just carries seeds. The men that make the chicken doops? hoops? No coops they are not criminals the birds are limited brain waves and cases. The felony is a bit too harsh the reason that the chickens need a place to lay is obvious to most but the stubborn subordinates among the alpha males refuse to conjugate the pristine lifer he is smarter than most men he decides that Chickens should be free range hens. It would be nice but no one could then mass produce the eggs for market it is hard to find a Chicken nest for taking eggs they hide them wanting them to crack and break the beak comes chipping out the shell is mostly gone and fragile the bird inside alive they begin to squabble scritch and scratch. Hidden in the prairie grassed. The conveyor system works quite well the workers needed to be fast this lonesome android cannot keep up with supply and them demanding women wanting love. The crates of eggs are loaded on a truck the driver can choose to balk at hiring helpers he is tough. Driving into blizzards with all those chicken grizzards into four feet deep of snowing sleet and raining ice suppose they get to market sometimes cracked and sometimes old. Those white chickens that make those white eggs are always on the production end of marketing. The brown eggs come from brown hens laying well into the prairies. How they can fill up all them cases is beyond the way eye think of masse production. Can ewe imagine how many lifers it would take to fill the shelves at Gateway Market with them free ranger chicken eggs? At least twelve a dozen of them. To fill just one egg crate with product. Let the farmers have the chicken houses filled with coops of chicken formers and with mothers. Do not charge them now with felonies for having cramped cages and harsh lights and poor conditions they have been like that sense 1899 its not abuse it’s not a criminal activity to bunch them layers up where eggs can gather up. Eye will not be happy with eggs brown and only three on one dozen layed in the Styrofoam case meant to hold an even twelve of them. The price of eggs a dozen when limited to three they overcharge me now what will it be when there is more demand from dwindling product. What will we do on Easter Sunday for the children in the park but set the kids out there at midnite and say find them in the dark they are brown and quite well hidden. Little Johnny will find the large white egg again down by the pond and hurry home to have it taken from his hand and replaced down by the water hope in love the duck can swim. Some of the children will be crying even before the daylight comes at the smallness of the bird eggs they have found in nesting places meant to be the hidden crowd. The status quo is not meant to be changed by University Upcomers teaching contradictions into law and reasoning and knowledge given chickens when they everybody knoes they is plain dumb old birds not meant to learn and happy with they lot a bottle of Perrier and a place there to call home and love. Some chicken feed a light hanging in the center of the loft and a hole down near the bottom of the cage to let the eggs roll quickly onto moving belt conveying love to market places crates then trucks then gone. Abuse eye have found none of no harm no fowl no felon in the hoosegow. Let production stay and free enterprise to marketing. Yay for capitalistic capitalism. Thank you GOD for the EggFormer.

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