Tuesday, February 24, 2009

WhoWill

WhoWillWWJohncleaninghisovenWho will read mye poetry will there be a lieberry in the future of mankind where people turn the books like dimes spent in the slot will they find CharlaX in the melting pot of crucible so many more deserving people write the Asimov and the Heinlein will always be the ones the children want. Perhaps unheeded the book of CharlaX Prose sits on the very last row and gathers dust and moss. Will the last lieberrian perhaps just read the covers one last time and pause. Take down the CharlaX book with trembling hands long used to reading love. And he will never read another book because he fell in love with poem prose and the way this man writes things from his heart he started a reading journey that will not soon depart from start. What is the end of time but novels in our hands the sky shoots clouds across the day turns into night the flashlights come out and still we would not part with book for death. Depending on what is it about not the length for eye have read some very long books because eye was interested and life itself took second place the bed forgotton eye must keep reading Father Mother dear eye am going camping to sleep in mye bookreading again. Perhaps the lieberrian will find all the charlax poems so interesting he will make a light at nite perhaps a General Store left open in the holocost with a flashlight and several thousand batteries on hand after all he has the time. He handles each page with alacrity of age fingers start at the edges and stop and start in a paroday of confused moments meant to halt the passing of time and enjoying some one elses writtings oh to be able to write like this how does this man pen these odes of wisdom. Then one day the book of CharlaXProse falls from withered hands as the man goes gently to his GOD and life is gone. He sleeps like all the rest of them the bombs have come but for several days perhaps weeks a few months of time perhaps years had come and gone the death of falling bombs have missed the old liberrian. Long enought for him to find a reason to read and light the night. Read all the poems Who Will.

Monday, February 23, 2009

StealthY

StealthYStealthYStealthYThis morning eye confronted a neighbor who had stolen things from me it went better than eye hoped he restored all the items he had taken just trying to avoid the confrontation as eye had hoped. It seems to me a better thing even iff someone comes along and steals the stuff for eye had no time to hide it eye just left it in the middle of mye rough. Day came a bus ride into town a lieberry with iffy principles and iffy rules and strang people in charge of taken rights from people must soon be restored like blankets missing in the atmosphere of sleeping needed body over worn and mind just worn the reasons that a person needs the things that person does replete the attitude of better than thou snout. Without a doubt he wanted me to be StealthY to come and get mye things when he was not even home he was embarrassed at my attitude like as iff eye was a Citizen of Rome come to impale him on a deathbed instead of selfless defense. He was extremely guilty and so eye immediately forgave him then and there. Eye determine mye own fate and the big deal over no fight ensued the holy grail is still within reach but eye disagree with the fire he has built but to him eye did not breathe a word of discouragement when the cops come to arrest him eye hope sincerely that eye am not home or near there. But his neighbor has one two am eye the only scrounge can eat without a fire just obeying laws makes me a target of the thieves eye absolutely hate gangers and the thief. Can ewe even imagine iff eye built one up too (a fire eye meant not a bed eye have several of them) the law would come shut them all down the thought makes me almost eye have not eat mye burrito yet lunch time is nigh not nearly as hungry not nearly as sighing eye study the miles eye must walk to get home and mye fate iff the blankets are gone. NO apology to ROME eye was not wrong to be upset but now the deeds is done let the cast off garments become the seal of friendship won. Eye am strait up not StealthY.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

ForeverGodJesus

ForeverGodJesusForeverGodJesusForeverGodJesusMake mention of the Deity of Christ the Throne of GOD the Ancient of Days The One who sits The One who stands the Father the Son the Holy Ghost this information is still freely given A Ruler upon a throne a Son come to home from a World lost there dead then taken back from dead eternity explained HE made a way for all of us to understand a hand offered is not always a hand extended in love a hand ignored is not always a hand of hate because of hate inside but LOVE can be mistaken identity for goats who masquerade as sheep kept me the shepard from the sheep until the last day comes there is this iff eye were a living GOD of Justice there would be no world turning but it would look something like a burnt out match head just floating like a question mark in space the whole Universe byepassing the Milky Way because of burned out Question Mark that world become the thing that was the third world from the Sun. What cannot be salvaged should be burned. At least Jesus does it better and differant HE is building a new one. A New Heaven and a New Earth. No more War there no more hate a just forever there floating in a new space place compare

Friday, February 20, 2009

ChariXty

ChariXtyFriday - 02/20/09 - 9:04 AM MST -  #555Friday - 02/20/09 - 9:04 AM MST -  #555Eye am homeless as most of ewe knoe last nite eye was so worry for the bus today a man had threatened me he got on the bus and did not say a thing to me he looked away this is the Power of GOD to fix what’s wrong and make a problem go away for GOD is ChariXty when a woman comes near in a car she was with her husband she was in charge she was just driving and they had food left from the places they had been and this is ChariXty how can eye describe to ewe the food its manna in the wilderness there was bread in the form of some sort of buns more like cokkies than cake or real bread it was like imaginary bread like eating fluff. There was a hint of potatoes they went quickly away where all the food went this day the MEAT is easy to describe the sound of Angels singing in mye side. Eye must describe the way eye eat eye do not salivate like humans eat eye chew the meat to tear it off so eye can swallow it my teeth are just a tearing tool to get the stuff. As it is written: "He who gathered much did not have too much, and he who gathered little did not have too little. Eye have meat to eat they knoe not of a ChariXty bundle of love some things eye found some things eye keep too long eye must be careful when eye scrounge. Eye do not hate perhaps someday but knoe eye eat and sleep and predicate the verbs eye need. The shrimp:e was so nice the bread divinity the Lady was apologize for the small amounts iff only she could see the smile eye have. Two meals eye got from leftovers once the wonder of the Lord that adds a blessing on our touch. Perhaps the longer that eye wait to toss old food away will not hurt the one who finds it they can sniff they can read the date they can decide perhaps they do not bite they smile and say why did HE throw this away perhaps he held it just a little too longer than he should in EgYpt bag. Eye have a Hostess cake today the Chocolate kind just overlooked in a box left last Saturday eye find things when eye look for food eye find ChariXty.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Lifeforce

LifeforceLFLFThere is soon to be rude awakening men fighting with the people find they have a GOD and judgment come. Men who think because they have some strength and can fight they think they can rule over others and bully with might just find themselves burning in a lake of fire and brimstone. Perhaps he will get killed someone else will do it or perhaps his own children will want to live and decide to do it perhaps he may decide to do it himself if he gets drunk enough perhaps he will do it to himself he will just do it. A useless worthless man not going to ever live again eye will not dirty my hands with uselessness blood spilled or trash canned. Eye think this dirty minded foul mouthed man will perish and the place of his passing will not be noted. His children will move away and no flowers placed near his grave marker please do not mark his grave. Eye have no wish to knoe where this man lays because eye would soon run out of spittle passing near his marker eye would spit constantly until eye was drained of spit and could no longer function. Eye hope his passing is not noticed. Eye feel sorry for this mans children.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Denail

Denail
Denail
Denail
Some people live
Slow like they are gonna disappear
they cough but if you ask them they get
white eye and say no it was not me eye did not
cough it was not eye. It is the denial of a problem
that usually can and sometimes does result in death
My illustration says it best let’s talk about smoking.
There is use of state operated tobacco this is legal.
There is use of illegal M (ary) Jane and this is illegal.
There is pipes full of rock which is insane there is pipes
full of lots of other miscellany which is profane.
You were not meant to be a fire breathing Dragon.
At some point in your life you were a little boy
or little girl and you were breathing the air
or atmosphere. Eye could turn this into please
stop smoking so you would have your health
but then you never listen some people do
smoke on cancer ridden wards in hospitals
they gather on the death bed puffing
and buying it by the cartons.
Assembling coffins with nails
of tubes of nicotine in lengths
of usable portions. Strike the match light the fag.
No this is a serious message
and eye refuse to be nice.
Your lives are at stake. There is nothing tought about it.
So many people lived whole entire decades and never quit
and that makes it important for you to join them
in hell() wake up.
Iff even one person reads this and decides
they want to breathe
and live in health then eye get brown eye points.
A little poet humour. Yes ewe they are brown.
And eye don’t smoke and eye don’t drink alcohol.
And eye breathe the air in the atmosphere
pretending to be human an android
eye seem the same as ewe but differant.
Eye no longer part mye hair is sort of
lusterless and eye wear woll a lot.
Page Two. Coming up. Paul Harvey here. Good day.
An obvious paroday of smoke. Denail.

OpineLetterTooMSN

OpineLetterTooMSN

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Normal people put envelopes and stamps into post office box sending them to people who they deem recipients elevated to necessary status. Limited to non crinkle paper we must use all mean necessary protocol to stand up for our non existant writes. Too late is means and wheys given unto Muffet missives. Opinion in the internet is so limited to editors of MSN we think they eat too many pills and drink way too many spiders sitting ciders lunches. Linoleum belongs on floors as paper belongs on walls the table is the work space there seems no room for food. What have you done to life? Eye deleted my sign in to Hotmail and the MSN messenger there really was no reason to continue MSN as a web page device just does not work. Here is some sound advice. Turn up your volume of the number of pages that actually work when ever eye try to open any sort of link from the main web page at MSN is just does not click open at all it sort of hangs in some sort of internet protocol limbo wait eye am not finished yet it then sort of TIMES OUT and just never opens. This can be very frustrating on a shared computer. Billy to CharlaX let me see your newest poem bard? CharlaX to Billy: wait MSN is trying to send me to some news to read; come back BILLY when the cows are flying on the sky. ? It just never happens. The original cross tops was golf tees not shirts the actual things that you stick in the golf grass to hold the ball intil ewe swack it with the golf clubbed. The pills came later its speed never mind eye don't want ewe to knoe. Acid is just something inside an orange or a grapefruit that makes the pulpy fruit taste funny. Play time is usually reserved. Quiet time is usually reserved. Fun time is usually reserved. MSN time is usually just missing and cannot be funded. Eye meant found. Lost and Found. Eye refuse to reserve the lost and found until eye actually lose something that way they still have a high opine of eye. Gettung rich quick is not the price eye pay. This is only a paroday and was untouched by human hands. Written on a Wednesday in M & M Land. Oh wait this is supposed to be about MSN but the pictures is so cool ewe. O Pine.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Nazi Germany Won

Nazi Germany Wonlaunch_purpleget_purpleWhy do you allow people access to computors and then restrict the use of them? No eye do not accept your answers they are as bogus as Nazi rules. There is no reason to restrict knoeledge to some people who are not students this smacks of ideology of better than you because of money its discrimination in the same scale as Nazi Germany. A free people can and should remain free access to equipment should not deliberately be disabled no your reasons do not matter in the long run they are bogus you are on the bottom of someones shoe a slug not worth attention. Perhaps this seems harsh to you perhaps a gum shoe needs to lighten up perhaps the sun is shining slower in your cup of alcohol haze school daze eye am ruler of the universes don’t mess with me in a lesbian or eye am gay eye am a queen you are just not there. Blunt mye message is secure sharp mye message hurts perhaps so hasty of a mearling sample he who dances when his enemy falls will fall as well as enemy falls. NEVER MIND it you won’t listen anyway. The Murphy Rule for Rules is this one Rules is made to be broken by protestors tired of living. Iff your rule is the only rule and the biggest stick wins then Nazi Germany Wins. Feedback is just noise from a microphone making a loop backwards. Hasty theft makes want. Limited access breads contempts. My shoes are glued my pants have holes uncovered bye the ravages of time eye age but only half life like a radioactive life of eyesotope found freezing in the swamp no life left unavailable eye swamp into the next day of the dawn of Nazi Germany. Who won?

Sunday, February 15, 2009

waiting for GO DOOR

waiting for GO DOOR waiting for GO DOORwaiting for GO DOORthe door is still over one more hour away the food is gone but some again for tea is there left alone the stomach grabs at life and begins to eat protesting mye large bites the food falls threw the teeth on the way to glory and a temporary home in belly eye am reminded of a poem best forgotten and poet for the life of me eye cannot remember either one perhaps twas Jonah in the belly of that whale the author and the poet GOD forgiving a whole town and saving life pending judgement off of ignorance is bliss how wonderfull seems this my problems fall away as eye pretend surrounded by a fish has eaten me the things inside a fish have wrapped around my head eye am dead for three days and then the fish just sort of vomits eye upon the sand eye rise and enter shadows oh so sweet only to have the vine whither away and the hot sun almost devour eye am distressed to find a GOD how just forgives and so does not always test or smite the wicked mess as eye leave the city of Ninevah the light at sunset falls on halls at rest the cattle in the stalls and people blessed

Friday, February 13, 2009

PoetCritic

PoetCriticPoetCriticPoetCriticThe poem is short as so many of them are. The critic is saying the poem is too short. The poem this time is longer than before the critic is saying the poem is too many words he got them all wrong. When eye danced forward for two steps then they say he could have danced them back. The color of the cover was so funny and so pink he could have made it darker like the India ink. The story line is foul and the words are all misspelled he used up all the nouns we gave him all the verbs. He is so smart he is too smart for his own little goodness. He is miserable in his madness. He is just white on rice. He is just a bird in branches. He pretends a poet harder than he should he pretends to rhyme why he seems to rhyme the meaning of the words why the very idea. The story and the plot mean more than rhyming in a scheme he intends the reader have her story however he can say. The form and the letters should be counted the ing should rhyme with ing and the er with er unguarded, er undaunted and indented not pretended to no form of any sort of poem that the eye have ever seen. The student is asked the question are you ready for the testing he says he has been grinding his board he wants to slip into the water and be proud not the sort of answer that anyone expected. Perhaps his mind is not upon his studies. They do not drive a car but carry board to transfer points and wait for same side rides that go in the direction of the water near the beach. They reach for mindless indentureship placing themselves under every thumb that comes along escaping to belong the passage of time just chaffing them along they do not enjoy the trip what half the fun in travels only barrier to reef. The sound of the roaring surf is calling them like lemmings from the tarmac in chains and under trestles they march like drovers punching this way and that way trying to find the SURFS UP DUDE. The Spring is breaking even early as it is now they want to kick the sand in faces of the people at the beach and ask no forgiveness but rubber red necked they take everything they need until somehow the law catches on to them the thief. There is clues to camping the board is there but shoved nose first into the sand to make a sort of wind buffer the water much too cold to surf begin. The empty beer cans multiply near the fire so hastily contrived in an area not meant to be inhabited by men they eat the shells of ocean creatures and wish they would have stayed back at the collage take the test get the passing grade. What sort of life for drop outs waxing boards and camping winters into springs covered over soon with ice? Stealing beers from coolers in the night when no one looks tell me critic is this poem without rhyme or value and yet is it making ewe sad? Life is bad. Tom Sawyer had a sore thumb non not it was his toe. But later he had Becky and then they thatchered the roof of caves gone wild on video. Is the critic mild in finding reasons for the poem in finding musings of the poet? Get a job get a real job for money betcha cant. Add the numbers in this captcha what ewe get? 2= 2+ (?) Down by the old parenthesis. Just past the beach house no parking please. Not so harsh now critic. Let it pass.

SensorChip

SensorChipSensorChipSensorChipAcceptable to Society is just plain wrong again in real living life. A man lives his life. He is not ever perfect or he would leave this world on clouds arising like a bizarre paroday of GOD to heights untold a Silver Throne with streets of Gold. Sex is wrong for children but they can beat each other up for everyone among us likes a fight. Murder is the mystery meat of novels selling in the millions of them dollars of the generated kind of love we find reserved for worms and snakes a crawling try to hide. But love in kisses and in faces and in facts must not ever be so bold as to be told in poems or in poetry books or tomes. LanceCorporal Punishment of the Green Berets is killing a whole village of Arabians today in page 32 he shot them with grenades launched from his handy dandy zippo cigarette lighter case with the overdrive from his overactive harddrive he is decimating the foes of Christ. For about 19.95p @ each soft cover copy of the paperback book look at the eBay for a cheaper way to read about the newest American Hero killing third world country towns and villages. The Title is LanceCorporal Punishment in Persian Plain. It has a picture of the Punishment on the jacket dust cover a large and ogre of a man. But label something porn just stay away the children you understand must have a role model they will learn to fight and shoot things at other people but they must not learn to kiss. This is certain SensorChip. Bombs falling from the sky flags waving in parades not a dry eye but wait oh just you wait for The girl her namme is Sally is so sofetta up on the silver screen and she leans too close to the boy whos namme is Leroy and starts to start a kiss and little Julies mother grabs little Julie and they exit theatre while she leaves a wake of cursing that would bring Honor to a Sailor Moon in sailer suit. She trains little Julie how to fight with sword and knife and spoon. She is overweight and never will she learn to kiss her Beau. But the theatre soon is closed. They levied all the power of someone not used to porno and they closed the theater down the only one in town. It fell to SensorChip. The ugly head of hounds not needing love not wanting kisses just tearing down the towns of free world minions needing to learn about the love found in a heart of a young boy and a young girl a place to start. A kiss. Not perversion in some socal circles. When the heroe stops his fighting there is many Arabs missing and presumed dead. But is it okay to be red and then to read about the dead on page 44 out the door they went. Certain victums of this SensorChip. Eye will dust off the cover of mye Holy Bible and hold it up in mye left hand as eye tell you rather plainfully that eye would much rather have you watch a kisser with a kisser than a fighter with a gun making people run and facing death they turn to fight but only fall to earth they die. Forgive me Jesus as eye cry please learn the girls and boys to kiss and not to fight. Or am eye just another victum of the SensorChip of life. Teach us how to LOVE.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

NewPennyHonestlyAbe

NewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeNewPennyHonestlyAbeLincoinWe were aghast to learn they would stop making them we learned that copper is no longer used its zinc oxide they turn green when wet from sweating in your pocket. Someone says no one ever used them anyway how do you pay for something that is marked clearly. About tax there still is. Go to a dollar store and buy any NON-food item from the counter person will demand the 8 cents needed to go with the dollar to pay taxes. Most people pay the dime out and get two pennies back. Or eye suppose we could start rounding off the tax to the next nickel up ensample is this $1.08 is now one dollar and ten cents. Now the pennies no longer needed no reason to use the image of the Lincoin. IN your strang world of subtrifacation; people would not pay the correct pricing for anything but just saunter near the counter and toss the money at the waitress on the way out. Already the tax and tips is figured for the table on the tab. Most but not all a few not many of the people complain and refuse to pay the tip. They find them in the street later with a limp. (ed.note.ed) (no resistance) perhaps Lincoin would not want his face on such a lowly mark of penchance as the one penny coin. Instead we find the story they have added new fronts and backs in plenty at least four differant designs or two both front and back. Perhaps the mint is better now with more use. More jobs for upper echelon workers someone has to come in the morning to turn the lights and computors on. To start the presses rolling to get the news out that Abraham Lincoin is back and front. At least on the brand new pennies that we got in this millennium. The obverse or heads of the redesigned Lincoln penny will continue to bear sculptor Victor David Brenner's likeness of Lincoln, introduced in 1909. The reverse or tail will feature four different designs: one with a log cabin that represents Lincoin's humble beginnings; another showing a youthful Lincoin working as a rail splitter in Indiana; a third with Lincoin in front of the Illinois state capitol building; and a fourth with the half-finished US Capitol dome when he took office as president. Just try not to think about the Cival War. Who wants to go and pitch some nickels now against the wall it’s just not the same without the penny with the namme of Fearless Lincoin Abe. Please remember to pay your sales taxes and count the pennies responsibly. Or the next time you have a bill for $1.85 just give them $$$$$FIVE in paper with the Lincoin image on it you will soon be poor again and wishing you have pennies for the counting at the counter persons register. Honestly Abe. We all love the little copper things don't ewe? Perhaps my pockets would be cleaner without the pennies in them but it’s so nice to have the choice of using yew Abe Lincoin.

Mojovoodoopc

MojovoodoopcMojovoodoopcMojovoodoopcInstructions come with jewelry how to plug your nose ring into pc download pictures from your mojo voodoo brain, a new idea from memory. Eye am surprised that there is not more of fetish prevalent in new age society after all it is millennium the end of time is coming soon most any day they use the jewelry. Majic Magic Sorcerery shaking fists of bones and bones from off of ring fingers cold slabs of software waving smoking leaves of any kind of herb. Granted it is hard in public with the many faceted chicken liver fetishes to deliver punches of the magical from African forgotten lore of tribes of Giant Pygmies. They all had a thyroid condition and grew too be too tall at least seven foot there inches too. By the what. Look rather quickly eye depart from normal. A shishimi gown all flowered and expansive flowing robes to hide the reasons for the clothes they mumbo jumbo and they hose the public eye. Practice of the evil eye eye put the whammy eye Moloch you holding up the two fingers needed to bring down the curse from heavens place. They shake the hand from side to side using muscles of the arm found only on the bottom in a paroday of thumb to nosing. As the curses dissipate in aire so thick with remembrances of solitude. Alone forever in that attitude of power did eye mention how they shake and how they quiver is it fear of the unknown power that they call upon. Let me ask ewe. Like a babies rattle but more timid then they start with noises limited then grow bolder when no fist is laid to cheeks so full of mold and turning now to deviles power as they blast away the hour making marks on air and shaking bones just empty socks now filled with rocks now filled with gravels to make noise with the voodoo power there and mojo working in the aire. The screen remains blank but they have a lot of fun they run back and forth expecting something to soon happen but of course they are mistaken and at fault. No internet connection from beyond but nothing comes from elocutions of the tongue but needed electricity is gone. The plug was pulled. No mojo or voodoo might make the computor light at night no mere words will power up the lighted portal to the World Wide Web pc. Please do not shake dem bones at mee. No mojo voodoo at the eye. Just check your internet connections at the source root find a wall socket near your outlet bear some fruit plug in your market what a guy. Instructions come now with your jewelry how to plug into your pc. Mojovoodoopc.

Judgeknot

JudgeknotJudgeknotJudgeknot"I care very little if I am judged by you or by any human court; indeed, Ido not even judge myself. 4 My conscience is clear, but that does not makeme innocent. It is the Lord who judges me. 5 Therefore judge nothingbefore the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring tolight what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men'shearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God." [1 Cor 4:3-5]Perhaps all anyone can do that is acceptable is to say JESUS. To refrain then from casting stones. Eye carry a bible not a gun a pack of food upon the back of anyone that cares to eat and listen to the eye refrain. The early Christians walked among men not wielding swords but loaves and fishes. Perhaps we have been fooled by the picture of Saint Peter with that separated ear lobe of that guard. Eye even saw him carry a large club and a net full of fishes on the other side he walked with walking stick like Moses. He carried some tough love. Perhaps he only nudged the wolves away from carried fish found drying in the sun. Who is gonna steal the Egypt bag and all the old sandwiches eye can no longer give away or eat it is safe with eye. Eye am the victum of a lot of beatings no one can say that eye am Rodney and yet eye am a white. Man; what fun it is to watch the faces as they actually smile at what they done it irks me and justifies the wrong. Nothing eye have ever said or done can actually deserve the things twere done to eye. Perhaps if they succeeded in the mindlessness they have inside there hearts and minds in the alcoholic inebriated stone they call a heart. Beat up by a whiskey drunk he grinned he smiled so evil of a face. It is zeroxed in mye brain never to be forgot offsetting even boy’s intent on beating up old men and Mexicans. They must have been messed up and high on drugs and drink. They even smoke the left handed stuff. They gang the strength is not the hand but many of them joined. Remove a member they soon just get another. Eye feel like eye have let down the members of the humans racing to the end of time because eye did not kill them each and every one of them three gangers dead eye suppose it will always haunt mye heart that eye did live to tell it. But that is as it maybe. Perhaps all anyone can do that is acceptable is to say JESUS. "I care very little if I am judged by you or by any human court; indeed, Ido not even judge myself. 4 My conscience is clear, but that does not makeme innocent. It is the Lord who judges me. 5 Therefore judge nothingbefore the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring tolight what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men'shearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God." [1 Cor 4:3-5]

CharlaXDarwinianDay




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A golfer is potting on the greens. His first pot is north for 10 meters. His Second attempt at potting is south of west at Two meters and 25 degrees left of center field. His final pot travels east of south at half a meter and sixty degrees to the potting hole. What is the distance traveled by the potting ball the magnitude and the direction of the overall Darwinian assessment. Who cares is it a Birthday with Cake? This is mye rendition of Darwins Beagle. Woof woofer woof woof weoof. Weooeeooof. Beouf. Let them eat cake. Let Beagle eat beef. Or Alpo in a can let him out. Let him run and try to get away from that Beagle in the way. February 12, 2009 Author: charlax7 Happy Birthday Darwin Happy Birthday DarwinMonkey´s See Monkey´s Do Not The monkeys and the addresses Placing 100 monkeys inside the computer room and letting them type the sound of the keyboards is deafening making a poor noise of institutionalistical importance. The professor killed himself he overdosed on his banana he gagged his throat and died. They did not type the Gettysburg address they typed and typed and this is what they typed they made it gibberish there is nothing much a monkey types that a poet can ever use. http://poetrypoem.com/cgi-bin/index.pl?poemnumber=817006&sitename=charlax&poemoffset=0&displaypoem=t&item=poetrycopy and pastcharlax.hice@yahoo.com
http://www.postpoetryonline.com/poetry.cfm?id=12537
My coffee is a conglomerate no chocolate bytes just dark with just one Cremer a coke eye add for later no ice. Activity will include a attempt at winning a prize eye have decided to abstain from the contest eye suppose in a bizarre effort to let a student win they mostly need it the funding get it eye hope is goes for TopRaman® and not four beers. MONKEY’s love each other they groom each other’s fur or hair is what that is they have this monkey’s hair its fur all over them."I would have to say that the belief in evolution is in a state of terminal illness but its death will only be admitted by a new generation of scientists whose minds have not been prejudiced by the type of education now prevalent in the nation's public schools, an education which starts with the belief that evolution has happened, which interprets all evidence according to that faith and which simply discards any evidence which cannot be fitted into the evolutionary frameworkEVERYTHING that moves on the computor is on the internet. The computor does not operate off line there just is not a function for a no legged beast to find unless it is the ether zone that funds it. Check again on program funding. Finally as eye twist this CharlaX ending eye have to abstain from Darwinism as mye religion as eye still believes in Jesus. The in favor of the Creator and not to worship his creation or his creatures poor old man as poet syndrome near the Astrodome of Sports no differant rally than the old Roman Arena or Greek Display of Dearth with love. Tell them CharlaX said this with a smile on this day of the Darweenian Thursday Charles Birthday February 12, 2009. Quote”Prose is still Poetry” ed.note.ed. Ta Ta.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Wateruse

WateruseWateruseWateruseNon potable water use is up in force especially in the desert climes and areas near your areas. Students stand in sprinklers in the summer especially girls especially drunks. That purple hair you see and think it’s for the partee just may be natural causes. Tennis shoes will shrink iff given enought time and tendencies to dry on feet. Non cotton tees become three sizes too small on places already challenged to be covered up. On the Golf Course the sprinklers sound like chain machine guns going off usually on or about three a m the water hits with a centrifugal force much similar to a cannon. The Central Parks are on a timer and they can soak clear through several layers and impediments like sleeping bags of non metallica. Near a wall behind a hedge the thing goes off and suddenly unless you move you will get wet. Perhaps a wineo will feel his pants and cry thinking he has broken another bottle in his back pocket. Eye have seen a bucket used. They toss it over head and hands to force a bum up and out of areas not used for any other purpose but for games like golf. He comes up sputtering and ready to flight. IN the larger cities of the free they use water cannon to disperse crowds near water fountains in the summer time the people wading near signs that say no trespassing. The most bizarre thing to eye twold be the Helicopter dropping 500 gallons near a fire and the campers getting hit just think of bombing in the war. Think of all that water cascading down ones head and landing on his feet. The layers of clothing sucked away until the man is naked with a pile of clothes laying at his feet for shame. Not rally knoeing just what hit me what hit the eye. Water in the city drinking fountains is still free but many never use it eye study the ones that frequently do. Wouldn’t want to be ya. See ya. Wateruse.

EggFormer

EggFormerEggFormerEggFormerThe chicken is the eggformer he works for the eggfarmer the females lay the eggs go figure. Must be some sort of rule that JESUS made the female carries the new life the male just carries seeds. The men that make the chicken doops? hoops? No coops they are not criminals the birds are limited brain waves and cases. The felony is a bit too harsh the reason that the chickens need a place to lay is obvious to most but the stubborn subordinates among the alpha males refuse to conjugate the pristine lifer he is smarter than most men he decides that Chickens should be free range hens. It would be nice but no one could then mass produce the eggs for market it is hard to find a Chicken nest for taking eggs they hide them wanting them to crack and break the beak comes chipping out the shell is mostly gone and fragile the bird inside alive they begin to squabble scritch and scratch. Hidden in the prairie grassed. The conveyor system works quite well the workers needed to be fast this lonesome android cannot keep up with supply and them demanding women wanting love. The crates of eggs are loaded on a truck the driver can choose to balk at hiring helpers he is tough. Driving into blizzards with all those chicken grizzards into four feet deep of snowing sleet and raining ice suppose they get to market sometimes cracked and sometimes old. Those white chickens that make those white eggs are always on the production end of marketing. The brown eggs come from brown hens laying well into the prairies. How they can fill up all them cases is beyond the way eye think of masse production. Can ewe imagine how many lifers it would take to fill the shelves at Gateway Market with them free ranger chicken eggs? At least twelve a dozen of them. To fill just one egg crate with product. Let the farmers have the chicken houses filled with coops of chicken formers and with mothers. Do not charge them now with felonies for having cramped cages and harsh lights and poor conditions they have been like that sense 1899 its not abuse it’s not a criminal activity to bunch them layers up where eggs can gather up. Eye will not be happy with eggs brown and only three on one dozen layed in the Styrofoam case meant to hold an even twelve of them. The price of eggs a dozen when limited to three they overcharge me now what will it be when there is more demand from dwindling product. What will we do on Easter Sunday for the children in the park but set the kids out there at midnite and say find them in the dark they are brown and quite well hidden. Little Johnny will find the large white egg again down by the pond and hurry home to have it taken from his hand and replaced down by the water hope in love the duck can swim. Some of the children will be crying even before the daylight comes at the smallness of the bird eggs they have found in nesting places meant to be the hidden crowd. The status quo is not meant to be changed by University Upcomers teaching contradictions into law and reasoning and knowledge given chickens when they everybody knoes they is plain dumb old birds not meant to learn and happy with they lot a bottle of Perrier and a place there to call home and love. Some chicken feed a light hanging in the center of the loft and a hole down near the bottom of the cage to let the eggs roll quickly onto moving belt conveying love to market places crates then trucks then gone. Abuse eye have found none of no harm no fowl no felon in the hoosegow. Let production stay and free enterprise to marketing. Yay for capitalistic capitalism. Thank you GOD for the EggFormer.

Monday, February 9, 2009

TheStork

TheStorkTheStorkTheStorkOld Wives Tales and other memorabilia The Stork was failing her wings were weighted in the storm she made a wrong turn over Arkansas. She was supposed to be at New York. Or anywhere rich people should be born. The CharlaX baby was heavy to the stork she decided to drop him in a very small town with others of his kind. But they were poor not like the rich people he should have been taken to at all. She found a mother full of love. She was so nice. An alien for earth. A fallen Martyr for her Jesus God her worth untold. The duck hunter shot the stork soon after she delivered eye to earth. Stuff happens. 65% Oxygen 18% Carbon 10% Hydrogen 3% Nitrogen 1.5% Calcium 1% Phosphorous 0.35% Potassium 0.25% Sulfur 0.15% Sodium 0.15% Chlorine 0.05% Magnesium 0.0004% Iron 0.00004% Iodine about $4.50p up some from when eye was a child of GOD. A child of Jesus now. Eye can place mye life into stages. Child. Devil. Man. Child up to the age of consent. Devil after that drunk and full of lusting. Until the age of 49 a man was born in a desert clime. Eye always figured that stork got just what she deserved perhaps some poor people out camping in the city dump returned the meat to GOD they must have had a feast on that one bird. Perhaps she left a nest with hatchlings and a Stork came near enought to imprint upon the little eggs the needed mother love. Endangered as they aer in the wilderness the Stork is very rare. The Stork that bore me did not die in veins but left replicas of her love they reared up fine. From egg to flying wing. A mother’s love will grow and win and live. Even iff raised in the wild and poor. TheStork.

Mickey

MickeyMickeyMickeyThe Russians Got Minnie. There was this story could have been a magazine eye liked Fantasy and Science Fiction not necessarily a hard cover book ewe understand the eye about the Mickey Mouse materialized a Giant sized Statue appeared the size of the Empire State Building and invaded the Air Space of New York City. They sent the Army and they could not make a mark upon this thing it just was there and so they were afraid. The Author namme escaped me perhaps was Azimov perhaps not perhaps was Heinlein but mabe not. Eye got a major headache just from try to look this up online. And so eye will reinvent the story CharlaX Style apology now to the real Author of the Mickey. Mickey was not happy the jets came and hit him hard the missiles fell like bombs from the jets they hit his eye several times they were looking for cracks in his armour eye suppose it felt like dust might in a human eye. He did not wave his white gloved hand or grin. He was impervious or mabe just moving slow in our time frame not seeming to move at all an alien. The reason the Army was mad and trying to hit this thing was all the Airline Jets that slammed into death because he was in the way of LaGuardia there. They simply cannot understand anything they can not destroy they aer still and ever such little boys. They sent another jet flight crew they came in low concentrating on one booty. They gave Mickey a hot foot. Some General Doohickey decided the thing was a nemesis and ordered the Atomic Bomb to go up and off they escorted him out and off the property of the Pentagon he is gone. But they saluted him for his glory and thoughts. He was a real lifer. A Dinosaurian yes there is still a few of them left. His heart was red white and blue. Nothing else happened and so they were ordered to reroute the air traffic controllers were bouncing around in that room. You knoe the one they always show in the movies with all the glass windows to see out to the tarmac and all you can see to this day is the ears of the Mickey. Then came the solemn announcement we checked with the rest of the world to see what else was going on and this is what we found. On a yellow memo large square stick it note stuck to the window of LaGuardia Airport Control is this note. "The Russians Have Minnie". End Quote.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

CharlaXNudeReview

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Iff ewe read a charlax poem just one of them ewe never have to read another one they aer all the same poem he just rearranges all the letters on the page. The same old tired adjectives the descriptive nouns all those hurried and misspelled adverbs. And those verbs why the very idea of verbs seems foreign to this guy. It may seem to ewe that eye make the same poem over into another and yet
eye challenge yew to check them out each one is differant although the theme may fool you all they become the newest thing the best part of charlax is his prose ...the mixed up gerbils in our cages look down at charlax poems and do there business. A burp is just a burp a sigh is just a sigh a kis is just for ewe. A burp becomes a belch when there is more than one of them in a row. They are small so they have to stick together. When it is silent in the room it comes out loud. No one turns to look the silent is defining. Eye bet you thought he was gonna say the silence was deafening. IM not gonna. Ya can’t make me nyah nyah nyah so there. As eye lay in the storm with the cover getting wet eye let myself a dream and dreamed of ewe. Wet the rain wet the bed wet the bags and head but dry the charlax prose. Perhaps you looked into this idea and froze the ice thawing slowly from your nose the entire surface of the planet encased in air. Just remember this and never forget the length of an Elephant nose is always three times the length of his ear. In Africa not In India. The ones with the larger ears. African Elephants. Always dark gray in color with white ivory tusks. The hide the ear and the trunks. Made in China stamped on the inside of the ears with a hoopdy. And the tattoo on the shoulder of the ham says Samsonite. Ham African Elephant. He lives in Idaho. Just testing ewe to see iff ewe was listening.

ProffPositive

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ProffPositive. TO catch a thief reddhanded is not the only way to nab a purloin felon after the fact is they seldom get caught or walk into webs of polite society intendors. Like Heroine addict most people under assumption suppose they hunt for a new vein to get the drug but no they simply use the same old same old. It’s inevitable as the only supplier to the heart the mainline art of deception continues let the eye decide the fate of thief and rather quickly like a poor man’s Sherlock. Here is the positive proof the boy had the golden goblet stuffed in his cornet sack. The tube slide of the trumpet was slippery when wet it fell into the crack between the corn on ear it blared so balefully it gave me goose pimples each one looking like a zither accompaniment. A tomatoe sliding two small slices of pickle and three grommets. ProffPositive. The only other come up with is the factor of proven guilt surmised and blamed. ProffPositive. When someone drops a cell phone and it thumps on floor the little nanobots inside have to crawl back onto there connections. When someone is captured and they have no stolen goods we can surmise them guilty in this way. He was at the scene of the crime. Eye saw them staring at the fire so arsenio is the name of them the arsonists to blame. Immediately they turn the table over and upside frown down at eye have trouble when they say what were you doing there why what were you doing in that area. He is guilty by abandonment. He has matches in his pocket and he does no smoke. Not guilty by reason of insanity. He does not drink. He is guilty just look at that smile upon his face he is the jester thorny crown in place we think he is the worst person on the world. Three doors down the underneath the steps is where he lay. Eye solved the crime the girl is guilty. Why me Aieeee. The lock is so onesided the numbers bent and hard to turn the chain too shortened will not reach the length of days decided could be added only iff the betterment is necessary to the free flowing crinkle paper laden with non stick ink. We put people like that under the jail is what they say to eye. Perhaps the bitter boredom of refreshments will cause the ending of this ProffPositive tie. Iff anyone doth ever ask me why eye wrote this ending so ambiguous eye sigh and tell them it was only to kill time. So ProffPositive.

Caught

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Inviable sitting in the front room not moving not stealing food or even searching in the clothing closets full just waiting for the Sherriff office to come pick me up a fool in sheep’s lining in mye tummy nothing eaten now for days eye search mye mind for reasons now to find the mental illness has progressed to such extant eye move and breathe and walk but seldom need to eat a leper in mye thoughts. The Sherriff was a kind man not given too much thought of punishment once behind the bars the inmates gamboled for mye love. They arrested me for trespass even though eye did no break and enter eye keep telling them the door was open eye can not stay to supper why can’t you just let me stay now here. The County took almost 47 days of life for only a few hours of pretend. The windows of the cabin were so nice the view a myriad of pines. Hills seeming on forever all green with Sumerian vice. Narcissi pools of ice near GOD and clouds were touching ground not meant to be so high in elevated trancheons. Stones being formed from particles eye could see the sand turning into glass and then to sandimants and then to rock. Rocks are alive they are creatures formed of the Spirit of GOD. Eye got caught resting from the labor of looking at the world with foolish thoughts and eyes not yet tuned to the beyond. caught666money666money666money666money666money666monkey666 some rich some poor poor ignored poor taken with theft bereft of property they wept rich spoil the door of poor they crept thieving stealing smiling adding bagging carpetbagging attacking places of the poor ignore the needy poor. Annoying chewing at the edges of the mind taking away the heart of love leaving behind a smeared pile of hate in place of love. Freedom on the tarmac to die. At least to be replaced. People of the masses enter in the stores nothing on the shelves nothing on the walls. Stop stealing and panhandling stop taking and the killing stop. Put the Genie back into the bottle use the cork. Stealing Snow white kisses as eye watch my purple sky flying over me eye weep and hiss and moan and try to cry the tears have turned to stone.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Suffered

SufferedSufferedSufferedEwe should have been here when it was not working. All the sad faces and even the quick fixes on the MACS there was no internet. We cried inwardly we cried. So many grown men deciding how to face a Saturday with no mouse to click. No screen to fill with address bars and email promises of love. NO yahoo or Mickey Mouse® to entertain us. NO scrabble blasted. Eye sat here ici and silently mouthed more soma bring to us more soma. This largely theater turned from computor into television is how most people use it the gamers actually at least are interaction and action figures. Related to rich pipers who recline on sofas playing out there love on bags of air turned into mournful tones. Eye love to write in phrases and phragments. Literary geniuses lose a lot in following adherently to strict form and depiction of the colors blue rhymes with work crew. Eye searched a diligent area certain of mye love and heart but nothing worked until eye found a separate place to start my world was blue and dark. Just because a person can do something is not the same as that they should be doing it. Keep in mind the truth and the consequentions of your actions. Lost in place eye soon began to indicate my webspace the poetry place soon opened to so surprised the eye. The saved web site URL soon opened to a cascade of screen icons. The day was saved the Mouse Mickey on the screen as backdropped added to the luxury of gmail open saysme. Just like the rollback figure at Wal-Mart the half back nickel back in change from the quarter back at half back. Wait. Wordplay. Too early on a Saturday too many back. The burden of a world gone mad the end is just destruction no wonder we are in need of entertainment. How we suffered. What makes this day unique is not the answer but is not the question forwarded to those who wait intact. Ewe should have been here when it was not working.

Friday, February 6, 2009

PoeticalPomP

PoeticalPomPPoeticalPomPPoeticalPomPThere is rules for some forms of poetry like the number of syllables in a word or the number of lines in a style of poem and yet when a person becomes a poet writer he can bend and yes break them all he tosses them on salads of green lettuce pray. Pomp is soon divided into subgroups today. Haiku snafu. This is when a non Japenese writer makes a stab at the quick kill missing the the art of the seven five five. In the Scholastically approved version. The drummer is drumming. The drum is a drum. The drummer is dunning. This is 6 5 6. Not a true Haiku and the poet neglected the color of the drum. Lettuce try again. The drummer is drumming blue. The drum is a blue. The drummer is drumming noncollectively. This is now 7 5 11 not an acceptable table. The last word could rhyme with but does not have to the poet used too many syllables and did not rhyme his collectifier. Try again. The Cowboy rode into Dodge. The Horse was Friday. This joke is older than dirt. Lettuce overs. The Horse Friday limps left. (Seven)Leaving on Friday (Five)The brown roan carries Cowboy. (Seven)Notice that this attempt at humour is becoming better but has no purpose for the instruction of the Haiku the poet just has nothing better to do on this Friday eye bounce in the saddle and want. Here is the polish version. Friday carries Cowboy homeFriday the brown roanCowboy miss stirrup pommel.