Saturday, January 24, 2009

EmailWordDOC.doc

EmailWordDOC.docEmailWordDOC.docEmailWordDOC.docWe have the technology Captain. We can minimize the word document capabilities and place them in the email compose. Make it so Spock. When eye am writing scathing reply or trying to enter a website forbidden the new email tool bar will make it look just like a word document. No more need for pesky flies er files. Acme.com a branch subsidiary of Zappersunlimited.com has developed the WordDOC.doc handy dandy EmailMaker ™ ®. It has everything condensed in a smaller version of a word document font is no problem now. We here at Acme.com also developed the Nazi.Copywriter.doc the complete program is over three thousand p but you can still get the demo for only one thousand p. Who is not fond of a Nazi female telling you just what to do and when. With software like this who needs hardware. My fave saying is when she places those mauvelous hands on hips and says succinctly "We vatch yew closer now each and very day if you add a banner to an existing poem or a picture even it will not void your copywrited but it will annoy me. Yew do not vant that to happen mye little leapshien." "Iff you change one word I villa kill yew with mye kindnesses." "No more kisses. Ach tow leiber." Wait the boss is coming. Back to the explanation of the WordDOC.doc program. This idea is so simple it must be why Google.com missed it. Ewe already knoe what a Word Document does think of these applications in a tool bar form applied in each and every email composition. Now ewe have the idea what great fun. No more tedium copy and paste. Type your message in your email and save the document at the same time no more gigabyteing your computor one simple task now avoids the waste of over duplications. Adding images to existing text has never been this easy. Warrenty Warranty: Because there is no way to force compliances we cannot make a warranty under these conditions the New Nuevo Foreign Stock and Bar Exchanger in Mexico City states in the preamble to there Constriction Services Memo and eye Quote "Email add ons such as tool bars and other non essentials will not be considered as Warrantable items." End Quote. Ed.note.ed. Heil Mexicali. EmailMaker ™ ® is only sold at RadioShacked (Pp) Patent Pending so do not email this company or Zappersunlimited.Ltd. Please Present President Whirly knoes nothing at all about us. We only work with them in the Department of the Treasury. EmailMaker ™ ® is the namme to ask for when you pay only 500p your middle namme must be Steal. Each item sold separately. Only one per house. We intend to be wealthy someday. But we have no wish to flood a non existing market with a new product. If the counter person at the RadioShack place looks blankly back at you just mention WordDOC.doc this will get the message threw. It comes in a brown paper wrapper for anonymity. Remember to bring the 5oop With ewe.

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