Sunday, January 25, 2009

DearDanielWebsters

DearDanielWebstersDearDanielWebstersFolloworDearDanielWebstersClass we now come to the Dexter Principle Rule. All words with o in the center of the word but with the er ending will be spelled with the or ending. This is what it looks like in the New Websters Dictionary: Dexter Principle Rule: All words with o in the center of the word but with the er ending will be spelled with the or ending. We aer not concerned today with the suffix or the plurality endings. What an oxymoron you are Shelby. A Giant Shrimpe A Jumbo Peanut. Class here is Shelby’s example for all of you to see. Roter. Eye am Quite sure we can change this to rotor with the Dexter Principle however the word Roter is not in the dictionary. Eye went to The Saurus and got eleven words never mind what they were. None of them had o for a middle letter. SEARCH RESULTS: "Roter" No results found for Roter. Rotoplane no. Sorry eye am not sorry. Rotoplaner mabe. Shelby iff Rotoplaner were a real word we could use the Dexter Principle Rule to make it Rotoplanor. Be a Followor you will never be a leador. Or a reador. Two more examples of the Dexter Principle Rule used. Pay attention Shelby. Gumbo Stew you. French Vanilla. ? What? Shelby you insist that Vanilla is French ? Please prove it. CLASS here is Shelby’s example Many years ago I worked in a factory in Mitcham Surrey England.Where we were making Vanilla after working rather for just a couple of weeks people around me could tell when I was coming because the scent was embedded in my clothing and even my skin. So strong was the scent. Shelby you are a WaterloggedStarFish. Mitcham Surrey England is not in France and the vanilla mentioned was not French Vanilla Shelby you have a D? Aer you trying for the F? The only resemblance to living people in this room is eye the teachor. Oh mye yes that is not a good example of The Dexter Principle Rule. The very first one eye missed. There was no o in teacher. What’s that class? Leader and Reader is wrong as well oh well eye am nerves now because of Shelby. Rotater. We can use the Dexter Principle Rule to make the Rotater into a Rotator. Oh? Never mind. Shelby gets a final grade of C. It was all mye fault for feeling bad. Narrater? Narrator? NO? Class dismissed. Eye am not so sure that the Dexter Principle Rule is such a good example for a teacher in this school and poor Shelby never got it write. DearDanielWebsters.

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