300 years ago Etienne Lenoir and Henry Ford had a race. IN 1709 they had no highways with yellow intermittent strips or white lines. The first car was a horseless carriages invented by Lenoir and Ford to race in instant space they ran them down the old dirt road in every song found. They nearly had a head on collision the first time they were tested they botched it lucky to be alive no parts or pieces missing the first two car race was an accidental accident smashed up. Here is the blow by blow play action and instant replay. May 1, 1709 this is the first ever car raced. And their off. Ford is sliding around the first turn but Lenoir is stretching into the neck. Ford is very faster than Olds Lenoir. In fact he got so far ahead he is turning backwards on the dirt and heading faster backwards. Lenoir stepped on the gas instead of the brakes. Ford stomped the accelerator. The crash only knocked the Google offline. They both lost the goggles under the racing aviator caps they thought they was flying so conical of a thing. They both limped away the Ford got in a Limo to race back to the Airport and to Leer jet away. Lenoir only walked back to his Hotel de Franco near the Airport. Both cars was towed to storage where they wait until this day this day in May a fantasy the price enormously inflated. Good Lord Mister Ford iff yew could only see what yew have done. 300 years from now on May 1, 2309 all the highways are grown over with green yellow colored glass from the fallout of the gas used in the Chinese World Wars Three. The last General Motor is on Display at Peeking Chinese Theatre. IN Los Alamos near California. First car last motor.
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